Old and New Jokes

Jelly Bean walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie.

After a few beers the Smartie says Ere, do you fancy going to that new club in town? and the Jelly Bean says No mate, Im a soft centre, I always end up getting my head kicked in.



So Smartie says Dont worry about it, Im a bit of a hard case, Ill look after you. So Jelly Bean says Fair enough, as long as youll look after me. and off they went.



After a few more beers in the club, three Lockets walk in. As soon as he sees them, Smartie hides under a table, the Lockets take one look at Jelly Bean and start kicking him, punching him and generally having a laugh.



After a while they get bored and walk out. Jelly Bean pulls his battered Jelly Bean body over to the table and wipes his Jelly Bean blood up and turns to Smartie and says I thought you were going to look after me?



I was! says Smartie, But those Lockets are menthol!