Telling a Newfie joke in a bar

Well, a stranger walks into a Nova Scotia bar and says to the bartender: Hey, you wanna hear a great Newfie joke?

The bartender snarls, stands up straight exposing his arms he uses for bouncing obstreperous customers and says, Wait a minute. Im a Newfie.

And see that fellow over there by the jukebox with the chains? He works down at the ways and drags the boats up by hand. Hes a Newfie.

And that guy in the leather jacket with him, he repairs boat engines and hes a Newfie too. Now, do you still want to tell a Newfie joke?

The visitor looks around at the other men and shakes his head, Naw, I dont want to have to explain it three times.

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