Become a French fry fat consultant for McDonalds.
Partner with Dick Morris in operating a really strange bi-partisan 900 sex-talk line.
Represent Oprah in suing mad cows.
Chair the health-care task force when Hillary is elected President.
Sell access to high-ranking Democrats on the Home Shopping Network. In China.
Open a dating service for government interns.
Become a highly-paid beach dancer in Miami.
Model jogging shorts designed especially for white thighs.
Get revenge by talking Janet Reno into appointing him Special Persecutor.
Sign on with a circus as Schmucko the Clown.
Invite former girlfriends to attend Tuppernose parties.

From Ha! at http://www.flash.net/~comedy