There was a teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals.

She showed them the picture of a giraffe, and asked them what it was. Nobody answered..so she gave them a clue, It has a long neck. One kid answered, Giraffe!

Pleased, the teacher showed a picture of a zebra.

Nobody answered it again, so she gave them a clue. This animal has stripes. Zebra! one kid answered.

So she put up another one, that of a deer.

The teacher could not think of a clue..but suddenly she came up with one!..she asked them what does your mother call your father?

Suddenly one child got up and answered HORNY BASTARD!