Kids say the darndest things

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher hed found a cat, but it was dead. How do you know that the cat was dead? she asked her pupil.
Because I pissed in its ear and it didnt move, answered the child innocently.
You did WHAT ? ! ? the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
You know, explained the boy, I leaned over and went Pssst! and it didnt move.

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