A young couple got married and theyve never made love before. On their wedding night, the new bride is quite anxious to get things going, but the man seemed to be having some difficulty. Finally, he starts to undress. When he takes off his pants, she notices that his knees are deeply pockmarked and scarred.

So his wife says, What happened to you? The man says, When I was young, I had the kneesles.

He then takes off his socks and his wife sees that his toes are all mangled and deformed.

Hmmm, well what happened to your feet? inquires the wife. When I was a young boy, I had tolio.

So, finally, the man takes off his shorts and the woman replies, Dont tell me. Smallcox, right!?