A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland. So he goes off to Poland and asks the people: Excuse me, what do you think of the lack of meat in Poland?

All the Poles reply: Meat? What is meat?

Seeing he cannot get an answer in Poland he goes to the USSR and asks the Soviets: Excuse me, what do you think of the lack of meat in Poland?

All the Soviets reply: Think? What is think?

Seeing he cannot get an answer in the USSR he goes to the USA and asks the Americans: Excuse me, what do you think of the lack of meat in Poland?

All the Americans reply: Lack? What is lack?

Seeing he cannot get an answer in the USA he decides to go to Israel, and asks the Israelis: Excuse me, what do you think of the lack of meat in Poland?

To which all the Israelis reply: Excuse me? What is excuse me?