Old and New Jokes

Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I dont believe in miracles. I rely on them. Next mood swing: 6 minutes. I hate everybody, and youre next. Please dont make me kill you. I used to be schizophrenic, but were okay now. Im busy. Youre ugly. Have a nice day. Warning: I have an attitude, and I know how to use it. Remember my name — youll be screaming it later. You KNOW you want me. Dont worry. Itll only seem kinky the first time. Of course I dont look busy – I did it right the first time! Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? Im multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time. You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions? You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP. All stressed out and no one to choke. Im one of those bad things that happen to good people. How can I miss you if you wont go away? Sorry if I looked interested. Im not. If we are what we eat, Im fast, cheap and easy. Nobody knows Im not wearing underwear. Im out of estrogen and I have a gun.