Late one Saturday evening, I was awakened by the ringing of my phone. In a sleepy grumpy voice I said hello. The party on the other end of the line paused for a moment before rushing
breathlessly into a lengthy speech.Mom, this is Susan and Im sorry I woke you up, but I had to call because Im going to be a little late getting home. See, Dads car has a flat but its not my fault. Honest! I dont
know what happened. The tire just went flat while we were inside the theater. Please dont be mad, okay?Since I dont have any daughters, I knew the person had dialed my number by mistake.Im sorry dear, I replied, but youve reached the wrong number. I dont have a daughter named Susan.Gosh, Mom, the young womans voice replied, I didnt think youd be *this* mad!
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Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- Two Canadian Seasons
- The creation story (as told by the cat)
- Glad to be Drunk
- Breakfast
- The Lettuce Joke
- What kind of bunny…..
- Changing Schools.
- Osama/Taliban Jokes
- Whats the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
- Quick Conquer Of Poland
- Shellfish Crab
- Johnny gets his license.
- A Pointed Warning
- Benefits of Being Female
- OJs Clock