Lawncare chain letter

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Dear Friends,

This letter is being sent to you for I know that you are certainly Interested in your lawn.

The summer season is almost over, and it is time to act if You want a truly spectacular lawn. This is a fertilizer chain letter. It Will cost you nothing.

Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address of the person on the top of this list and poop on their front lawn. You will not be the only one doing this so dont be embarrassed.

Then add your name and address to the bottom of the list and send out five copies of the letter to five of your friends who appreciate a good organic lawn.

You will not get any money or checks, but within a few weeks, if this chain is not broken, there will be 9,255 people pooping on your front lawn.

Your reward will come next year when you have the greenest lawn in your neighborhood.

Mr. Harry Butt

235 Corn Cob Alley

Mr. Smell B. Hind

275 Diarrhea Way

Mrs. Lucy Bowels

298 Bedpan Road

Mr. C. Howie Gast

267 Fertilizer St.

A. Movement

145 Enema Drive

Mr. Charlie Syringe

340 Suppository Lane

Mrs. Minnie Crap

690 Rectum Lane

P.S. If you are constipated, pass this on to a friend or neighbor. Do not break the chain – One man didnt give a crap and lost his whole lawn!


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