lawyers brain

A woman who was diagnosed as being terminally ill was told she needed a brain transplant using a 1-1/2 pound brain.

She was also informed that a 1-1/2 pound brain of a surgeon would cost $500 and the 1-1/2 pound brain of a movie star $600.

She replied that since her father had been a famous lawyer she would prefer a lawyer brain. That’s fine, she was told, but that will cost you $10,000.

What? she replied incredulously.

If a surgeons brain only costs $500, why does a lawyer’s brain cost $10,000?

Do you have any idea how many lawyers it takes to get 1-1/2 pounds of brain? the doctor replied.

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