Mr Harpreet Singh Gulati is traveling from Moscow to Turban Pore [Capital of Khalistan] by “Kithe” Pacific.Seated besides him is Gary Kasparov. Gary asks him whether he would like to play chess to kill time.

Gulati :Oye Gar(r)y. You think I dont know who U are?. I cant compete with a world champion

Gary : How about if I play left handed ?

Gulati : [Think.. Think..] OK!

Gulati is demolished in 4 moves… and is very upset through-out the rest of the journey. On landing he meets his friend Manpreet Singh.

Gulati : Hey! U know what! I played Chess with Gary Kasparov and he defeated me in spite of him playing left-handed…

Manpreet : Oye ullu-de pathey!! He sure did fool you!! U know what!! Gary IS LEFT-HANDED!!