Lets not get too involved

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.

Great idea! the chicken cried. Why dont we offer them ham and eggs?

Not so fast, said the pig testily. For you, thats a contribution. For me, its a total commitment.

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