Letter to the Railroad

Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,

and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day. I

am tired of standing in the aisle all the time on a 14-mile trip. I

think the transportation system is worse than that enjoyed by people

2,000 years ago.

Yours truly, A Commuter Dear Sir: We received your letter with

reference to the shortcomings of our service and believe you are

somewhat confused in your history. The only mode of transportation

2,000 years ago was by foot. Sincerely, The Railroad Gentlemen:

I am in receipt of your letter, and I think you are the ones who are

confused in your history. If you will refer to the Bible, Book of

David, 9th Chapter, you will find that Balaam rode to town on his

ass. That, gentlemen, is something I have not been able to do on

your train in the last two years.

Your truly, A Commuter

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