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Apr
A liberal came upon a genie and said, Youre a genie. Can you grant
me three wishes?
The genie replied, Yes, but only if youre feeling generous enough to
share your good fortune.
The liberal said, Im a liberal. Im always happy to share.
The genie said, Okay, then, whatever you wish for, Ill give every
conservative in the country two of it. Whats your first wish?
I would like a new sports car.
Okay, youve got it, and every conservative in the country gets two
sports cars. Whats your second wish?
Id like a million dollars.
Okay, you get a million dollars, every conservative gets two million
dollars. Whats your third and final wish?
Well, Ive always wanted to donate a kidney.