There was a scientist who wanted to see how smart kids were before they went to kindergarten.
He blind-folded them and gave them a lime lifesaver to eat. He asked them if they knew what kind it was.
Lime they all replied
Very good! the scientist said What about this one? He gave them a honey flavored one and asked them if they knew what it was but no one knew.
Cmon! he said Its what your mommy calls your daddy
All of the sudden one kid spits it out and yells out EVERYBODY SPIT IT OUT — THEYRE A$$HOLES!

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