01
Sep
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through
the alphabet, having each child think up a word
that starts with a letter. They get to W, and the
teacher figures Little Johnny cant think up
anything dirty with a W so she calls on him.
Womb!, Little Johnny says.
Thats a good word, Johnny, teacher says. Is
that as in where babies come from? she asks.
No, says Johnny, Thats the sound elephants
make when theyre screwing… you know, Womb!
Womb! Womb!