A man walks into a bar and sees a man sitting beside a 12 inch pianist. He walks up to the man and says, Thats amazing how did you get that. The man pulls out a bottle and tells him to rub it and make a wish. So he rubs the bottle and a puff of smoke pops out and grants him one wish. So the man thinks and says, I wish I had a million bucks. The genie says, "OK, go outside and your wish will be granted."So the man goes outside and all he finds is ducks filling the sky and roads. He goes back in and tells the man what happend and the man says, I know, do you really think I wanted a 12 inch pianist.