One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.

Lord, I have a problem!

Whats the problem, Eve?

Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but Im just not happy.

Why is that, Eve? came the reply from above.

Lord, I am lonely, and Im sick to death of apples.

Well Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.

Whats a man, Lord?

Man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. Hell lie, cheat and be vainglorious; all in all, hell give you a hard time.

But… hell be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when hes aroused, but since youve been complaining, Ill create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs.

He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He wont be too smart, so hell also need your advice to think properly.

Sounds great! says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.

Whats the catch, Lord?

Well… you can have him on one condition.

Whats that, Lord?

As I said, hell be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring…

So youll have to let him believe that I made him first.

Just remember, its our little secret…

You know, woman to woman.