Lotto Winner

A man won $5,000,000 in the state lotto. He immediately called his wife with the good news. Honey, guess what! I just won $5,000,000 in the lottery! Start packing, Ill be home in about two hours. Thats GREAT dear! Oh, should I pack for warm weather, or for cold? Heck, I dont care. Just be gone when I get there!

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