18
Jul

Make me an uncle!

Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in the room holding their newborn baby.



Stop! You cant do this! exclaimed the brother.



And why not? asked Stan.

Dont you want to have a beautiful baby someday like my wife and I have here?



Stan said nothing.



The brother grew impatient, Cmon Stan, I want a nephew.

Stan, make me an uncle.



Stan couldnt take it anymore. He gave his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asked his brother, Youre SURE you want a nephew?



Yes, the brother replied. It would be an honor!



Well congratulations, youre holding him!

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