A guy goes in to see the doctor. He says, Doc, something terrible has
happened… youve got to help me! The doctor says, Whats the problem?

The guys says, Its kind of embarrassing, Doc–hard for me to talk about.
What if I just show you?

Doc says OK. The guy drops his pants and theres
this huge dick hanging down to his knees. The doctor says, Good grief, man,
when did this happen?

The guy breaks into tears and says, It started
shrinking about a week ago!