Youve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial targeted just for men:

(No offense ladies – just enjoy it for what its worth)

Cover charge:

$15.00

Round of drinks:

23.00

Table dance:

$30.00

Another round of drinks:

$23.00

Couch dance and tips:

$50.00

A round of shots:

$34.00

Private dance in your hotel room:

$300.00

Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain:

PRICELESS!

There are some things that money cant buy.

For everything else, theres MasterCard.