03
Aug

Mens Grasp of English

Im hungry = Im hugnry
 

 
Im sleepy = Im sleepy
 

 
Im tired = Im tired
 

 
Do you want to go to a movie? = Id eventually like to have sex with you.
 

 
Can I take you out to dinner? = Id eventually like to have sex with you.
 

 
Can I call you sometime? = Id eventually like to have sex with you.
 

 
May I have this dance? = Id eventually like to have sex with you.
 

 
Nice Dress! = Nice Body!
 

 
You look tense; let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you.
 

 
Whats wrong? = dont see why you are making such a big deal of this.
 

 
Whats wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted trauma are you going through now?
 

 
Whats wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
 

 
Im bored = Do you want to have sex?
 

 
I love you = Lets have sex now
 

 
I love you, too = Okay, I said it . . . wed better have sex now!
 

 
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before
 

 
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = Fifty bucks and it doesnt even look different!
 

 
Lets talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then youd like to have sex with me.
 

 
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
 

 
(while shopping) I like that one better = Pick any freakin dress and lets go home!

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