Microsoft Husbands (Rated)

A MicroSoft Marketing Manager was married to a woman who had been married nine times before. On their wedding night, his wife informed him that she was still a virgin. This puzzled the Marketing Manager since after nine marriages he would have thought that at least one of her husbands would have been able to perform. He asked his new bride to explain, and her comments were as follows:

My first husband was an MicroSoft Salesman who spent our entire marriage telling me, in grandiose terms, its gonna be great.

My second husband was from MicroSoft Pre-Sales Support, and he was never quite sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he would send me documentation.

My third husband was from the MicroSoft Data Center and constantly said that everything was diagnostically OK, but he just couldnt get the system up.

My fourth husband was from MicroSoft University, and he simply said, those who can, do; those who cant, teach.

My fifth husband was from MicroSoft Manufacturing & Distribution, and said that he had the orders, but wasnt quite sure when he was going to be able to deliver.

My sixth husband was an MicroSoft Consultancy Manager. He told me that he understood the basic process but needed three years to research, analyze, design, and implement a new state-of-the-art method.

My seventh husband was from MicroSoft Channels. His comment was that he knew how, but he just wasnt sure whether or not it was his job.

My eighth husband was from MicroSoft Worldwide Support, and he said that although he sympathized a great deal and had logged the problem, he was unable to do anything about it.

My ninth husband was from MicroSoft Accounting, and said that he couldnt do anything without a purchase order or a directors signature, and would insist on receiving the goods or at least a receipt before he ever paid any money.

The wife then said sweetly to her new MicroSoft husband, now, I am married to you, a man of marketing. The husband looked at his wife and simply said, I know I have the product, Im just not sure how to position it!

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