A college student his mother and asked her for some money.
His mother said that she would send him money and mentioned that he had left his calculus book when when he visited two weeks ago and asked if she should send it too.
Uhh, oh yeah, o.k. Responded the student.
Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book.
When she gets back, Dad asked, How much did you give the boy this time?
Mom replied, I wrote 2 checks, one for $20, and the other for $1000.
Thats $1020! yelled Dad. Are you crazy?
Dont worry hon, Mum said, as she kissed Dad on the on top of his bald head, I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1000 one somewhere between the pages in
chapter 19!
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May
Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- Broken Washing Machine
- Cow gives birth
- Ugly Growth
- A Giant Problem
- The Three Sons
- Crossing a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker
- Dear Tide
- If crocodiles make shoes, what do banana skins make?
- ABCs
- How do you make a tissue dance?
- You Know Yours Is A Redneck Church If
- Serving as a juror in a case
- Drunk Giraffe
- Election bumper stickers from Babylon 5
- Scottish Builder