Old and New Jokes

You know a mans lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany. So many men – so many reasons not to sleep with any of them. Tell him youre not his type – you have a pulse. Never let your mans mind wander – its too little to be let out alone. Never sleep with a man whos named his willy. Go for younger men. You might as well – they never mature anyway A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay. Men are all the same – they just have different faces so you can tell them apart. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. Women dont make fools of men – most of them are the do-it-yourself types. If you wanted a committed man look in a mental hospital. If he asks what sort of books youre interested in, tell him cheque books. Boring men are like snot – they get up your nose. Always wear high heels, it makes it easier to look down on him. If he asks you if your faking it tell him no, your just practicing. Sadly, all men are created equal. There are a lot of words that you can use to describe men – strong, caring,loving – theyd be wrong – but you could still use them.