This was taken from an episode of Welcome back, Kotter. Its not verbatim.

Mr. Kotter (to Julie): Did i ever tell you about my uncle Herman, the hunter? Well, he wasnt really a hunter, his mother just wanted him to have a hobby. So she bought him a hunters suit, a hunters cap, and a rifle, and told him: Now go out into the woods and shoot some game.

So he went out hunting, and out of some nearby bushes steps a beautiful girl, wearing a hunters suit, a hunters cap, and carrying a rifle. So he asked her: Are you game?

She said Sure.

So he shot her.