Jingle Bells
My job smells
Rudolph wants a raise
Reindeer union was on strike
All of Christmas Day
Hey!Dancer took a bust
For a DUI
Prancer got possession
And now he’s doing life
Missis Clause is mad
I stayed out all last night
And now she’s getting a divorce
Because of this day’s fight Jingle Bells
My job smells
Rudolph wants a raise
Reindeer union was on strike
All of Christmas Day
Hey!The cops here really stink
They don’t know who I am
Got busted for doing sixty
In a fifty five
The Missis is a bitch
She won the divorce
And now I have to walk because
She got herself the sleighJingle Bells
My job smells
Rudolph wants a raise
Reindeer union was on strike
All of Christmas Day
Hey!All the elves they suck
Bunch a little pricks
Cannot make a descent toy
That won’t take out my eye
I drank some sour milk
And poisoned cookies too
So I beat the living crap
Out of that punk kid.Jingle Bells
My job smells
Rudolph wants a raise
Reindeer union was on strike
All of Christmas Day
Hey!
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Jul
Additional Jokes From "Seasonal / Holiday"
- Seasonal Medical Report
- 12 Bugs of Christmas
- Teddy Kennedy the Red Nosed senator (adult)
- What do you call someone who kills people in the morning?
- Combating Santa Ridicule
- The very different children
- Cursing Problem
- I think Santa Claus is a woman….
- Redneck
- Preparation for parenthood
- Childishness at Christmas time
- A Genealogists Christmas Eve
- Removing of a tattoo
- How the Angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree
- PROOF: Santa Claus Does NOT Exist