Name That Ranch

A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise cattle. Friends visited and asked if the ranch had a name.

Well, said the would-be cattleman, I wanted to name it the Bar-J. My wife favored Suzy-Q, one son like the Flying-W, and the other wanted the Lazy-Y. So were calling it the Bar-J-Suzy-Q-Flying-W-Lazy-Y.

But where are all your cattle? the friends asked.

None survived the branding.

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