A pissed off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his time at the pub, so one night he took her along.



Whatll ya have? he asked.



Oh, I dont know. The same as you I suppose, she replied.



So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniels and threw his down in one go. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.



Yuck, its nasty poison! she spluttered. I dont know how you can drink this stuff!



Well, there you go, cried the husband. And you think Im out enjoying myself every night!