Nature As The Example (risque)

A newly married couple was walking alone in their village, along a winding country road. The husband had been trying to figure out a way to approach his new wife for sex, since they hadnt yet consummated their vows and the sexual tension was beginning to be more than he could handle.

As they walked, they came across a cow and a bull engaged in the act of reproduction.

The husband leaned over to his new bride and whispered in her ear, Darling, would you like me to do what the bull is doing?

Do what you want, she says, but take care, since that is not our cow.

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