Back in the turn of the century in a mining town out west, a woman walked into a saloon. Suddenly she realised that she was not in the general store so she started to turn around and leave. As she was doing this, a drunk cowboy seated at the bar noticed her and said to the woman, Come on over, Maam, sit yerself down right here next to me and have yerself a drink.

Thank you kindly Sir, but Im afraid that I couldnt, replied the woman, on account that I need to get bread.

The cowboy replied, Uh, Maam, I do reckon you came to the right place for that!