College Classes For Men:

1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop

2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge

3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding

4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead

5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum?: You CAN Tell the Difference!

6. If Its Empty, You Can Throw It Away: Accepting Loss I

7. If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Wont Bring It Back: Accepting Loss II

8. Going to the Supermarket: Its Not Just for Women Anymore!

9. Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In

10. Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In

11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink

12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Lets Wash Those Towels!

13. Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When Youre About to Run Out of Toilet Paper!

14. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to the Goodwill

15. Retro? Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your 1970s Polyester Shirts

16. No, The Dishes Wont Wash Themselves: Knowing the 4 Limitations of Your Kitchenware

17. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!

18. Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What Fourth Down and Ten Means

19. Going Out to Dinner: Beyond the Pizza Hut

20. Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Dont Fall Under the Action/Adventure Category or selecting movies that dont star John Wayne on television

21. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote

22. I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!: Why Women Laugh

23. Adventures in Housekeeping I: Lets Clean the Closet

24. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Lets Clean Under the Bed

25. I Dont Know: Be the First Man to Say It!

26. The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty

27. Directions: Its Okay to Ask for Them

28. Listening: Its Not Just Something You Do During Halftime

29. Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesnt Mean You Can Fix It