New College Courses for Men as Prepared by Women:

1… Combating Stupidity

2… You, Too, Can Do Housework

3… PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

4… How to Fill an Ice Tray

5… We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money

6… Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00am

7… Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled Dont Wash my Silks)

8… Parenting: No, It Doesnt End With Conception

9… Get a Life: Learn to Cook

10… How Not to Act Like an Asshole When Youre Obviously Wrong

11… Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right

12… Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

13… You: The Weaker Sex

14… Reasons to Give Flowers

15. How to Stay Awake After Sex

16… Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom

17… Garbage: Getting it to the Curb

18… You Can Fall Asleep Without IT if You Really Try

19… The Morning Dilemma if ITs awake: Take a Shower

20… Ill Wear it if I Damn Well Please

21… How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (formerly titled No, Its Not a Bidet)

22… The Weekend and Sports are Not Synonyms

23… Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are Bullshit

24… How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost

25… The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

26… Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex

27… Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes

28… Mother-in-Laws: They are People Too

29… Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home

30… You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

31… Seeing the True You (formerly titled No, You Dont Look Like Brad Pitt When Naked)

32… Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works

33… The Attainable Goal: Omitting TITS From Your Vocabulary

34… Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not Necessary

35… Techniques of Calling Home

36… Introductory Foreplay: The Drive Home Does Not Count.