Old and New Jokes

If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix bim could be used to create new words that describe them:



Bimbabble – noises coming from a group of blondes

Bimbaffled – constant mental state of blondes

Bimbait – short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an attempt to attract the attention of males

Bimbar – a bar where blondes hang out wearing bimbait

Bimbag – a blondes purse

Bimbrushes – essential equipment in a bimbag

Bimbastic surgeon – specialist in breast enhancements for blondes

Bimbeeper – special instrument used as a homing device for lost blondes

Bimbellow – sound emanating from a blonde after she finally got the most recent blonde joke she heard

Bimbillion? – a blonde giving an estimate of anything

Bimblaze – the result of a blonde trying to cook

Bimblues – a blondes state of mind after her latest boyfriend ditched her

Bimboette – a young blonde

Bimbonese – language spoken by blondes, largely unintelligible to anyone else

Bimbonique behavior – airhead behavior, unique to blondes

Bimboozle – to fool a blonde

Bimbore – a blonde who uses like more than 10 times in a sentence

Bimbozo – another name for a blonde

Bimboron – a blonde even less intelligent than most other blondes

Bimbrownie – a well-tanned blonde

Bimbrunette – a blonde who dyes her hair brunette, usually to appear smarter than she actually is

Bimburden – blonde carrying too many bags at the mall