(From a Canadian Engineer who hasnt seen the likes of a true Engineering
Humor Publication for some time.)

This actually appeared in The Daily Californian–a very serious campus
newspaper for all of UC Berkeley.

Friday: Big advertisement–Greek Special–Our huge 18-inch penis…etc. etc.
Almost as good coming up as it was going down.

Monday:

RETRACTION– A PAID ADVERTISEMENT –RETRACTION

The Greek Special is a huge 18-inch PIZZA and not a huge 18-inch
penis as it was described in the ad. Blondies Pizza would like to apologize
for any confusion Fridays ad may have caused.

Sure confused me.