No Jews

Late one night, many years ago, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was
stranded at a fashionable resort on Cape Cod – one that did not admit

The desk clerk looked down at his book and said, Sorry, no room. The
hotel is full.

The Jewish lady said, But your sign says that you have vacancies.

The desk clerk stammered and then said curtly, You know that we do
not admit Jews. Now if you will try the other side of town…

Mrs. Rosenberg stiffened noticeably and said, Ill have you know I
converted to your religion.

The desk clerk said, Oh, yeah, let me give you a little test. How was
Jesus born?

Mrs. Rosenberg replied, He was born to a virgin named Mary in a
little town called Bethlehem.

Very good, replied the hotel clerk. Tell me more.

Mrs. Rosenberg replied, He was born in a manger.

Thats right, said the hotel clerk. And why was he born in a

Mrs. Rosenberg said loudly, Because a jerk like you in the hotel
wouldnt give a Jewish lady a room for the night!

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