Not feeling well…

A woman was not feeling well. So she visited her doctor.

The good doctor, after giving her a thorough examination, said grimly,

Mrs Goode, I am sorry to have to say this, but if you want to get well again you would have to lose a foot.

What!?! You mean my foot has to be amputated?

Oh, no, no… replied the good doctor, I mean you have to lose a foot from around your waistline!

(adapted from Born Losers comic strip)

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