Not quite Wright…

Things that mightve been funny if comedian Steve Wright had said them…

A metaphor is like a simile.

Why doesnt the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

I was arrested for selling illegal-sized paper.

It takes money to make money because you have to copy the design exactly.

The only thing houseflies fear more than the Venus fly trap is the hanging

At the all-you-can-eat barbecue, you have to pay the regular dinner price if
you eat less than you can.

The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.

For my sisters 40th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.

As of 1992, theyll be called European Economic Community fries.

Horses just naturally have mohawk haircuts.

Every day, the hummingbird eats its own weight in food. You may wonder how
it weighs the food. It doesnt. It just eats another hummingbird.

I bought a portable cable tv.

Trees that grow in smoggy cities are needed to make carbon paper.

I liked Slaughterhouse 5, but I cant find the first four anywhere.

A man committed suicide by overdosing on decongestant tablets. All they
found was a pile of dust.

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