Off The Field

A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished, the woman heard her husbands key in the lock. Hurry, she said to the repairman, youll have to hide. My husband is insanely jealous.

There was no time to run out the back door, so the repairman hid inside the TV console. The husband came in and plopped down in his favorite chair to watch some football. Inside the TV, the repairman was all squished up and getting hotter and hotter. Finally, he couldnt stand it anymore. He climbed out, marched across the room and out the front door.

The husband looked at the TV set, looked at his wife, looked back at the set again and said, I didnt see the referee send that guy off the field, did you?

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