The following of course comes from the anthropology section of the National
Geographic library and is based on scientific evidence of European behavioural
trends:

There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the
following people are stranded:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman

2 French men and 1 French woman

2 German men and 1 German woman

2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman

2 English men and 1 English woman

2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman

2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman

2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere…

The 1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman.

The 2 Frenchmen and the French woman are living happily together in a menage a
trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule and alternate with the German
woman.

The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and
cooking for them.

The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English
woman.

The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the woman and
started swimming.

The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the woman
keeps on bitching about her body being her own and the true nature of feminism.

But at least its not snowing and the taxes are low.

The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-South side and setting up a
distillery. They dont remember if sex is in the picture, because it gets sort
of foggy after the first few litres of coconut-whiskey.

But at least they know the English arent getting any…!!!