On his Deathbed!

Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.

Renounce Satan! yelled Father Sullivan.

No!, said the dying man.

I say, renounce the devil and his works!

No way!, the man repeats.

And why, in the name of all that is holy, not? asks Father Murphy.

Because, said the dying man…

I want to wait until I see where Im heading before I start pissing anyone off!

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