Suffering from too much Licentiousness?

• If youre oversexed, you should get married
  Trust me, itll help ya taper off
• Friend of mind always has sex on his mind
  Once a month like clockwork, he gets a nosebleed
• Girl I once knew was really quite a wild lil lover
  She was able to whip up whitecaps on her waterbed
• I remember one girl from high school sex class
  She WAS the class homework every nite
• Girl came down with a rare disability –
  an ingrown mattress
• Gifts are tuff to buy for this girl I know –
  I mean, what can ya give someone whos had everyone
• She was so gentle, wouldnt molest a fly –
  unless it was open of course
• She doesnt run after men any more –
  now she roller blades
• Men like her because of her vocabulary –
  Yes is the greater part of it
• For all of you non-smokers out there, trust me –
  Theres nothing better before a cigarette than sex
• Come to think of it, my Grandfather was right
  Sex IS dirty – but only if you do it right !

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