Suffering from too much Licentiousness?

  • If youre oversexed, you should get married
    Trust me, itll help ya taper off
  • Friend of mind always has sex on his mind
    Once a month like clockwork, he gets a nosebleed
  • Girl I once knew was really quite a wild lil lover
    She was able to whip up whitecaps on her waterbed
  • I remember one girl from high school sex class
    She WAS the class homework every nite
  • Girl came down with a rare disability –
    an ingrown mattress
  • Gifts are tuff to buy for this girl I know –
    I mean, what can ya give someone whos had everyone
  • She was so gentle, wouldnt molest a fly –
    unless it was open of course
  • She doesnt run after men any more –
    now she roller blades
  • Men like her because of her vocabulary –
    Yes is the greater part of it
  • For all of you non-smokers out there, trust me –
    Theres nothing better before a cigarette than sex
  • Come to think of it, my Grandfather was right
    Sex IS dirty – but only if you do it right !

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