A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.

Certainly, sir, thatll be 1 cent.

ONE CENT – thats awesome! exclaimed the guy.



So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with the works?



Certainly, sir, replies the bartender, but all that comes to real money.

How much money? inquires the guy.

4 cents, replies the bartender.



FOUR cents! exclaims the guy…

Wheres the Guy who owns this place?



The bartender replies, Upstairs with my wife.

The guy says, Whats he doing with your wife?



The bartender replies…

Same as Im doing to his business!