Penuts! Popcorn!

President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:

Castro was addressing a large audience in Cuba, and he began, They accuse me of intervening in Angola… and a man going through the audience called out, Peanuts! Popcorn!

Castro went on: They say I’m intervening in Mozambique… and the same loud voice shouted, Peanuts! Popcorn!

Castro continued: They say I’m intervening in Nicaragua… and the voice yelled again, Peanuts! Popcorn!

By this time Castro was boiling mad and he sputtered, Bring that man who is shouting Peanuts! Popcorn! to me, and I’ll kick him all the way to Miami.

And everybody in the audience started shouting, Peanuts! Popcorn!

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