A guy goes to the pet store and asks for a cheap pet that he can take anywhere. The store owner tells him he happened to be lucky, because he had a talking centipede he could sell him for a good price. The guy buys the centipede and names him Frank.That night, the guy decides to go to the bar and wants to take Frank with him. Frank! You wanna go to the bar? No response. Frank! You wanna go to the bar? Still, nothing. One last time he tries; Frank, Im leaving without you! Then he hears a tiny voice, Just a damn minute, Im putting my shoes on!