Peter Marshalls list of favorite answers from "Hollywood Squares"
- According to Movie Life magazine, Ann-Margaret would like to start having babies soon, but her husband wants her to wait a while. Why?
PAUL LYNDE: Hes out of town.
- Dennis Weaver, Debbie Reynolds, and Shelley Winters star in the movie Whats The Matter With Helen? Who plays Helen?
CHARLEY WEAVER: Dennis Weaver-thats why they asked the question.
- What are dual-purpose cattle good for that other cattle arent?
PAUL LYNDE: They give milk … and cookies, but I dont recommend the cookies.
- Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
PAUL LYNDE: Who told you about my elephant?
- When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
CHARLEY WEAVER: Ill lend him the car. The rest is up to him.
- Robert Young recently stated, I never, never give … something to his fans who ask for it. What?
PAUL LYNDE: A hysterectomy.
- James Stewart did it over twenty years ago when he was forty-one years old. Now he says it was one of the best things I ever did. What was it?
MARTY ALLEN: Rhonda Fleming.
- Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
CHARLEY WEAVER: His feet.
- Before a cow will give you any milk, she has to have something very important. What?
PAUL LYNDE: An engagement ring.
- According to Robert Mitchum, one thing has ruined more actors than drinking. What?
CHARLEY WEAVER: Not drinking.
- When the Lone Ranger finished with a case, he left something behind. What?
PAUL LYNDE: A masked baby.
- True or false: Some African Watusi tribesmen greet guests by running toward them at full speed, then high-jumping over them.
CHARLEY WEAVER:This is sometimes terribly embarrassing to tall guests.
- Youre on your first visit to Japan, and you head right for the Kabuki. Why?
PAUL LYNDE: It was a long plane ride.
- If youre going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high?
CHARLEY WEAVER: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
- Do female frogs croak?
PAUL LYNDE: If you hold their little heads under water.
- Youve been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
DON KNOTTS: Thats whats been keeping me awake.
- Is there any such thing as an F cup in bra sizes?
PAUL LYNDE: Yes, it sleeps four.
- True or false: Many people sleep better in their street clothes than they do in their pajamas.
PAUL LYNDE: Yes. We call them winos.
- According to the World Book, is it okay to freeze your persimmons?
PAUL LYNDE: No. You should dress warmly.
- According to psychologists, when a child begins to get curious about sex, what is the one question he will most ask his mommy and daddy?
PAUL LYNDE: Where can I get some?
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