16
May
This fellow comes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide.
The pharmacist, trying to keep a professional posture, asked what he wanted it for.
He answered, I want to kill my wife.
Im sorry Sir, the pharmacist replied, but you will have to understand under such circumstances I cant sell you any Cyanide.
The guy reaches into his wallet and produces a photo of his wife.
The pharmacist blushes and replies, I am sorry Sir, I didnt realize you had a prescription.