A man gets sent to hell, which is made up of three rooms. He gets to choose the room in which he wants to spend eternity in.

Room 1: when he opens the door he sees that it has four walls of concrete and a concrete floor, and all its occupents are hung by their toes.

Room 2: when he opens the door he sees a room with brick walls and a brick floor, and all of its occupants are standing on their heads.

Room 3: when he opens the door he sees a room filled knee high in shit, and all of its occupants are standing around smoking cigarettes.

He reviews his options and decides to go with room 3. He figures he would rather be standing and the smoke would eventually cover up the scent. So he tells the devil that he wants room three.

So he gets put into the room and lights up his first cigarette. About halfway through, a man opens the door and says…

Break time is over. Everyone back on your heads